imagine your favorite robot telling you cheesy pickup lines
lmao this is just too cute!!..
It was a long tiring day. One of those days when it was difficult for Drift to maintain his usuall cheerfull mood. He was so out of it in the evening that even visiting Ratchet after shift caused a faint feeling of warmth instead of usuall excitement. Medic noticed of course. He gave him an inquiring look, and Drift offhandedly thought that this time medic would be relieved. Drift had no intentions nor energy to annoy his partner today.
"Nevermind, just need rest," he murmured, rubbing the back of his neck.
Ratchet stared. “Are your legs tired?” Drift looked up and wanted to reply, but Ratchet interrupted him. “Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
Drift paused. His optics blinked slowly, readjusting, and then he made incredulous noise. Was that really?.. No, his audio receptors must be malfunctioning, there’s no way Ratchet even knew what a pick up line was, and if he did there’s no way he’d use it on him. And certainly not when it was that silly. Ratchet staying absolutely the same serious and straight self didn’t help him believing in what just happened, too.
But then Ratchet did it again.
"Are you religious?"
"Because you’re the answer to all my prayers."
"Oh Primus!" Drift gasped. His chest heaved, and bright loud giggle escaped him, surprising them both. "This is the worst, you don’t even pray!.."
"You don’t know that," Ratchet replied calmly though he couldn’t help but smile at the sight of his giggling lover. "By the way, do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your optics."
Drift hid his faceplate in his palms and laughed, his shoulders flinching helplesly. Ratchet chuckled. When Drift finally calmed he tugged him closer and hugged.
"I thought happiness started with H," he whispered, bumping their forehelms. "Why does mine start with U?"
Ratchet laughed quietly. “That’s something I’d ask, too.”
[8:59:01 PM] prince san: “mmm yes tea is my kink turns me on”
[8:59:07 PM] prince san: moan
THANSK FOR UR SUPPORT
Hello! I finally opened up a paypal account, so I might as well open this!! Especially since I have so much free-time lmao. Also because the school season is coming for me, this will help me pay for tuition as well as other necessities such as food! Signal Boosts are very much welcome!!
*PLEASE CHECK THE CAPTIONS ON THE EXAMPLES*
- SKETCH LINES ~$6/8 (Waist-Up/Full-Body)**
- add Simple B&W Shading +$2
- add Simple Colors +$5
- add Background +$3**
- add Additional Character +$5**
- Starting at ~$20/35**
- req Color / B&W
- add Background +$10**
- add Additional Character +$10**
**Flat-Color Backgrounds / Gradients are free of charge.
**PRICES WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE SIMPLICITY/COMPLEXITY OF THE REQUEST However they will never be in excess of $15, or any lower than established prices.
- bakabaka420 @ deviantArt
- quna-kun @ tumblr
- aphrsdraws @ gmail [PAYPAL EMAIL ALSO]
I will email you using the above email if I have accepted your request, however I require payment and will not start working until I receive it. I will email you the picture once it’s finished (I’ll try to finish within 1-3 days or at most a week!!! I’ll do my best!!!)
**The picture can be in print quality (300dpi) at request**
Please include as many references as possible & applicable to your request, and describe in full or to the best of your ability of what you would like. The more specific, the better.
For every non-sketch commission, I will send a sketch confirmation before starting anything else, so that adjustments can be made.
I am most comfortable drawing robots>humanoids>scenery in that order, and will not do NSFW//Gore work as of yet, however if you are unsure about something, please go ahead and ask! I will cooperate with you as long as you cooperate with me! However, I do have the right to refuse commissions. If you would like more examples of my work please see my art blog.
A character that makes you think of me every time, any fandom, original character, whatever!
i was imagining a human jazz at work but it ended up being jazz with speed dealers and parachute pants and thats as far as I got